::Driving slow on Sunday morning::

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In just a few days (14 days to be exact)... I'm going to be a...

LASALISTA.

here we go...

why can't a woman be more like a man? I beg your pardon? Yes, why can't a woman be more like a man Men are so honest So thoroughly square Eternally noble Historically fair When you win we'll always give your back a pat Why can't a woman be like that Why does every one do what the others do Can't a woman learn to use her head Why do they do everything their mothers do Why don't they grow up well, like their father instead Why can't a woman take after a man Men are so pleasant So easy to please Whenever you're with them you're always at ease - Would you be slighted if I didn't speak for hours - Of course not. - Would you be livid if I had a drink or two - Nonsense! - Would you be wounded if I never sent you flowers - Never. Well, why can't a woman be like you One man in a million may shout a bit Now and then there's one with slight defects One, perhaps, whose truthfulness you doubt a bit But by and large we are a marvelous sex Why can't a woman take after a man 'Cause men are so friendly good-natured and kind A better companion you never will find - If I were hours late for dinner, would you bellow - Of course not. - If I forgot your silly birthday, would you fuss - Nonsense! - Would you complain if I took out another fellow - Never! Well, why can't a woman be like us? (My fair lady)

Answer: Because we're fu*k*ng NOT!

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About two years ago, if somebody told me that i'd be THIS happy because of a relationship... then i would've laughed my head off with the matching slam of my hand on the table from laughing. Why? Because i never thought i'd be this happy with him (Ü. Sad you might say that i never had faith before, but now...it's just so different. I guess you could say that i've given up on him for a while...or at least tried to. But his memory always lingered within my brain and i somehow never forgot him even if i tried. I guess the old saying sometimes is true "The more you try not to think about it, the more you do" (or something to that effect).

Now, as cheesy as it may sound, i smile more... though i still laugh as much (I've always loved to laugh), but now i laugh with him. I sometimes wondered what it would be like to be with him. And now i know. Three months may seem short to a lot of people. But to me it means a lot. It's s if I've been with him for quite some time now. This is pure sublimity.

I love you From the moon... and back again. (Much more than that ;D)

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I've just had the craziest day today. Well actually most of the things i did for today could be categorized into normality...but due to one event that i did today made it a whole lot crazy.

I just finished watching SUPERSIZE me and boy did i get a lesson (the fat that you take in...the sugar...the carbs...the cals...) or two from that documentary. It was weird, because instead of getting grossed out with Mickey D's... i suddenly had a...craving for it.  Our driver just left an hour ago and i really really wanted Mickey D's! So i called my best friend to see if she would accompany me in my crazy adventure of riding a trike and going to SMB to buy some good old nuggets, fries, large coke, and a double cheeseburger (yeah, i was that hungry). But i found out she was in SMB already, working since she got a summer job in Jollibee. So what did i do? I called 8MCDO! oh yeah...and i ordered everything i mentioned above. And so i've just eaten that Mcdo meal which made my stomach an inch or two bigger...and i'm quite satisfied. But still the documentary lingers in my mind. So I was thinking, that maybe the meal i just ate awhile ago might be the last meal i eat out of Mcdo. Would that last for long? I haven't eating it in maybe a month or two. So maybe i could, and maybe i should. For my tummy's sake and for my hearts sake.